Summit Splash Waterpark

Overall Summit Splash Waterpark was a success.  Very friendly staff.  Was greeted promptly and given the "band" discount.  Always appreciated.  First thing we did was head straight to the Lazy River.  If a water park doesn't offer you the ability to be lazy then its not worth much.  After three laps of laziness we headed straight for the RED slide.  The pitch blackness of the slide was an unexpected perk.  50 mph down twists and turns in pitch black definitely help you fear for your life.  The Tube Slide was also pretty sweet. Enclosed slides don't usually allow tubes but this one did and it was super fun to giggle and scream all the way to the bottom.  Overall the lifeguard staff looked pretty much legal age limit so there weren't too many creepy uncle moments.  Fred made the biggest splash off the diving board (because he's fat).  Dave won for worst divingboardability.  The most important part of the whole swimming park is of course the shower, which was nice and warm and felt like getting peed on by a large giant.  I saw Zaks fruit basket and was thourghouly disgusted.

Overall Park Rating: A-
Staff Hotness- B+
Shower- B
Zaks Fruit Basket: D-