Oh Lee Summit. You sexy bitch of a town. Wish we could do this all the time. I love your pizza, and your fish is gigantic. This is how romance should begin. Wait... what do you mean you cant find Chewy? He's an hour away with two random strange gentlemen? AND HE TOOK THE WHISKEY? Damn it Lee Summit, we were so close to love. Now I have to leave your beautiful landscape and trek to a less attractive college town where, wait... what... you love me? Its too soon... I'm sorry this must be goodbye...
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